In Nyado's first (second?) bubble, do you mean "Whether" or "Whenever"? (In this case, "Whenever" is the easiest grammatical fix, for what it's worth.)
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I meant whether... but I'll fix with whenever if it is that incorrect...
"Whether" *could* have worked, but "Whenever" seemed to capture the feel of Nyado's (sarcastic) response.